Ebob101's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Romeo and Juliet (kinda)]

I'm trying to ignore the fact that I couldn't stop smiling and look at it artistically. Because in all honesty, it's terrible.

redge801 responds:

yeah it's pretty bad, it was my first shot at flash and the idea was for it to be kind of shity and it was collecting dust sitting in my files so i uploaded it for shits and giggles, i don't even like it

plus i had to start with something

[Pokemon Red: Rock Tunnel]

I didn't think it was particularly frightening, leading me to think it was supposed to be funny (as it's in the comedy category) which it wasn't either. But I've always thought that Pokemon are some scary shit that could probably kill all humans if they were real, so thanks for depicting my thoughts in this artistic and well-animated manner.

TerminalMontage responds:

Hey thanks! There wasn't a comedy horror or horror parody genre to select, so I did the best I could in that aspect :P

[Shower Products for Men]

Long

Poor visual quality, which is rare in flash animations for some reason, but other than that, it's good, and I don't care much for graphics in something this funny.

Chag responds:

Converting from AfterEffects was a huge pain for some reason...

[Doodle's Final Adventure]

Bad

1 for art (color), 2 for sound, -1 for lameness.
2 points. I can see why people don't like his flashes. They have no climax, no backbone.

LapisLapines responds:

Lameness isn't a factor in reviewing.

[Tootsie Roll Poop]

That was annoying

Saying it was made in four hours doesn't justify it's crappiness.
I didn't like it for obvious reasons.

Glarryg responds:

Justifying? I was bragging!

XOXOXOX

[The Bag]

Oops

I remember seeing this when it was under judgement. I meant to review it, sorry.
ANYWAY. The only lacking aspect is the art, and maybe the sound could have been better, so 8/10.

Brewster responds:

Thanks for the feedback.

[Chaos War Ep.1]

Boring

The animation is bad, there's no unconventional movement in these boring recolored sprites, the fight scenes are drawn out, there are no good jokes, the story is over used, so on so forth.
This is not enjoyable in the slightest.
There's no fighting, it's all "i hit you, you hit me" in really long sequences.
Get original people, this stuff is starting to annoy me.

JohnTheHedgechidna responds:

they are not recolored sprites, they are original sprites most of them by well respected people on YouTube

[TANKMEN 2]

In Aww

This is the best TANKMEN. But is Skittles dead now? :'(

JohnnyUtah responds:

NEVER!