Don't eat grass.
Defeat the Goth Chick.
Open the second gift.
Open the first gift.
Unlock first 24 levels
Unlock first 16 levels
Unlock First 8 Levels
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.